If you've not read our latest Newsletter, then you might not be aware that the Tayler residence recently failed to catch fire!

Ordinarily that wouldn't be the kind of thing that needs to be mentioned, as not being on fire is usually a house's default state of being - but a surprise electrical fault in the main power box prompted the summoned electrician to very calmly emphasize that the panel connecting the house to the world of electricity needed to be replaced, as properly functioning electrical panels do not throw sparks.

Doing so was both expensive, and almost certainly necessary to maintain the house's unbroken 35 year streak of not catching fire. To celebrate the continuation of the Tayler House’s fire-free existence (and also pay the bills maintaining it has rather unexpectedly created), we're having a sale!