The Goal and the Thermometer
As you may have guessed from the very large "GOAL: $10,000" heading above the fancy thermometer graphic we've made for this sale, we hope to make at least $10,000 between now and the 15th of August. Every order placed during this sale gets a special Not-A-Fire Sale postcard, which you can see at the bottom of this page - past all the stuff we’re trying to make you buy!
Our progress towards this target will be tracked by the thermometer slowly filling up, because that's what they do.
Buy a Starter Book for 25% Off!
Want to buy a book for a friend and/or a library? Try one of these!
As a special bonus, each of them contains at least one fire - we've got a theme going here, after all.
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Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
BuyOne giant robot solving problems and one chaotic fire causing more by threatening to set off a sizable stockpile of contraband antimatter.
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Force Multiplication
BuyIn which our favorite mercenaries learn the value (and inconvenience) inherent to effective fire suppression systems.
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Broken Wind
BuyThe Toughs unintentionally light fire to hundreds of thousands of kilometers of jungle in a stupidly large can full of sky.
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Delegates and Delegation
BuyThe sun is made of fire and can become a very dangerous weapon when aimed by the wrong people.
All Other Books 10% Off!
Every book in our store will be at least 10% off for as long as the sale lasts - excluding the books we're selling at a larger discount, of course. We're not quite that generous.
18 Book Bundle $60 Off!
Down from $360 to just $300, you'll get more than 15% off if you buy all the books in print all at once!
(other discounts do not apply to the 18 book bundle.)
Not Looking For Books?
We're running sales on other stuff too!
Coins - Buy Two Get One Free!
Whether you're looking to complete your ship coin collection or if you just want to resupply your stash of monkey coins, this deal will cut the costs by 33%!
Pins - Buy One Get One Free!
Want an even better deal? Buy some pins!
This discount will give you two pins for the price of one - so now is the perfect time to complete your [enamel] ensemble of murderous mercenaries (and their friends)!
Planet Mercenary 50% off!
Not satisfied with the canonical conflagrations in the Schlockverse?
Then light your own fires in the Planet Mercenary RPG!
With our unique 3d6 system and its lightning-fast combat mayhem, you can set fire to the galaxy at a pace that leaves other TTRPG's in the dust!
The Postcard
Congratulations! You’ve made it to the bottom of this page, where you can see that postcard we didn’t show you earlier. Of course, if you came here from the newsletter, then you’ve definitely already seen it, but we appreciate your dedication regardless.
Thanks for shopping!